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（1982年 夏）

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高柏，開幕了

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真係？

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快點！

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一定勁好玩

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（檸檬水）    多謝

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喂，還返錢給我，衰人！

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阿媽！

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（電子夢工場隆重開幕）

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《屈機起格命》

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（食鬼）

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頂

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搞什麼？

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（遊戲結束）

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我渣到嘔

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（加一命    高分榜）

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嘩，森仔

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點解你第一次打機就咁勁？

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我都唔知

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它們有固定活動模式，睇住

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我睇唔出，得你睇到

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（第9關    第4回合）

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（捍衛者）

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用原力，用原力

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（星球大戰）

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喂，朱兒

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你真係超班…

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…應該要去世界舞台

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（1982世界電子遊戲大賽）

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請各參賽者注意：

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比賽將於15分鐘後開始

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妳都係？真搞笑

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真係？

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妳都唔差，係個索女

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（麗莎夫人）

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麗莎夫人，我愛妳一生一世

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你同邊個傾偈？    冇！

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等陣再傾

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你就是神童洛路林索？

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政府透露我的身份？

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我快成功解開百慕達三角之謎

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嘩，睇你都唔慌有乜朋友

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得婆婆睬我

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哈佬

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神童，你可以同我們一齊玩

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真係？

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點呀，成班騎呢怪？

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人人都叫我火爆！

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我雙手快如閃電…

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…會爆到班弱雞對手癱癱腰

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你班鄉下仔

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如果鬥樣衰我輸硬

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至少我們不用自己改名，火爆

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邊個改有乜所謂？

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最緊要個名夠型

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歡迎各位打機好手參加…

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…第一屆世界電子遊戲大賽

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（1982世界電子遊戲大賽）

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今晚，健力氏世界紀錄大全…

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…及美國太空總署都派出代表…

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…比賽過程將被錄影…

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…輯錄成1982年的
新聞及流行文化片段

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之後太空總署會用太空探測器…

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…把錄影帶送到我們的太陽系…

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…希望能藉此聯繫到外星生物…

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…假如它們存在的話

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絕對存在

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各位先生女士…

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…開始打機！

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（青蛙過街）

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各位，今晚的戰況實在精彩

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刷新6項美國紀錄

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3項世界紀錄

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經過龍爭虎鬥，有兩人打成平手

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食鬼世界冠軍，總分259

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外號火爆的愛迪柏特！

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加油，火爆！

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大蜜蜂/大蜈蚣世界冠軍，259總分

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森班拿！

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勁呀，森仔！

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係時候分出勝負

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決勝遊戲…

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…猩猩王！

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祝你好運

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多謝，你好快睇穿遊戲模式

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係個強勁對手

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（第1關）    （第2關）

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（第4關）    （第5關）

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（第11關）

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（第9關）

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（第16關）    （第19關）

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猩猩王的特點是關數越高…

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…木桶滾下的方式就越隨機…

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…你根本唔會搵到固定模式

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同意嗎，班拿？

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（第20關）

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（第21關）

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（第22關）

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（第21關）

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（第22關）

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（遊戲結束）

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恭喜曬

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你贏了亞軍！

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火爆是世界冠軍！

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鄉下仔想發圍，不過冇行

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手下敗將，一世做輸家

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森仔！

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森仔，等等

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森仔，聽我講

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你會入麻省理工，做發明家賺大錢…

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…仲有可能娶到王祖賢

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我想娶周慧敏多點

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唔錯，但始終唔及鍾楚紅

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唔…

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…麥當娜都諗得過

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劉心悠，點睇？

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超索

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不夠周秀娜索，但都係索

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仲有謝安琪

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夠了，兩個阿叔講女感覺變態

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而且你已有個憎到你死的老婆

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她不是憎我，只是不滿現狀

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不及十年前，我們現在冇時間一齊玩

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份工辛苦到癲

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如果我是你…

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…我會每日熄電話半個鐘…

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…不看電郵，不吃零食，只陪老婆

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總統今天又發生尷尬事件…

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等等，我要看電視

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…他前往約瑟尼布小學宣傳閱讀計劃

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來看看事發經過

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「米米跳到桌上，打翻了一碗湯」

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「潘太太放了個屁…」

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是喘了口氣

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「全部人安靜下來」

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「場面暖…」

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「場面亂…」

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「亂亂亂作一圈」

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是亂作一團

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我識，不用妳提我

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你為什麼鬧我？

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你好衰

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不要欺負她

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總統唔識字

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你要學認字，就係咁簡單

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我之前一晚只睡了三個鐘

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亂搞經濟，害死窮人！    你好！

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你雙手沾滿兒童的血    多謝支持

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多得你，我冇錢讀大學    條裙好靚

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你敗國！    大家坐同一條船

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你生活艱難

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先生？    唔該

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但至少活得有意義

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班拿，你應該更有成就

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把頭腦發揮在有用的地方

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你曾是打機高手，但現在打機冇用

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多犀利的鐵匠都無用武之地

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你好殘忍，搞到我亂亂亂作一圈

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睇住我報仇

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總統先生，如果你關閉所有圖書館…

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…兒童怎會識字？

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鐵匠，通話完畢

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（關島  伊戈）

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（早上6時22分）

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（安達遜空軍基地）

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（關島）

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你好，我是宅男電器的宅男代表

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為你解決所有影音需要

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你次次都要說這些對白？

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要搵食，冇計

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不覺得侮辱自己嗎？

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你唔講就唔覺

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咁我唔講    多謝

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請進

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有什麼需要安裝？

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85吋超高清立體電視…

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…PS4，7.1環迴立體聲喇叭

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我們應該買了成間舖

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你生日？

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唔係，係我爸媽搞離婚

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勁過生日10倍

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阿爸識了個19歲的普拉提教練

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她藝名波斯貓…

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…聽個名都估到係咩人

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我唔介意知多點，有冇相？

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只是講笑，真戥你慘

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阿媽宜家好憎阿爸

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她說要發明姣婆導彈隊冧個女人

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明仔，不用和這位先生分享家事

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嘩

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什麼意思？

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嘩什麼？    妳令人嘩一聲

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我？完全唔明

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妳個仔話我知…

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…妳老公為個後生女拋棄妳…

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…我以為妳一定是…

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…中學誇啦啦…

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…之後變大媽，又肥又鬆…

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…仲生埋鬚的女人

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結果完全不是那回事

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我後悔今朝離開間屋時冇刷牙

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其實我住大廈單位，豆潤咁細

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你今朝真係冇刷牙？

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有刷

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我都係開工先

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交給你

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迪華力上校

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你一定要來看

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我們被襲擊

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係乜鬼嘢？

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你很喜歡打機？

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是

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像你這麼大時成日打

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打得勁唔勁？

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有些經典遊戲打得唔錯

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經典係指最後一戰和決勝時刻？

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唔係！是真正經典：

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捍衛者、食鬼、太空隕石殲滅戰

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要去機舖先有得玩…

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…不是困在屋企玩

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和朋友去機舖打機，聽歌，望女仔

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係咸豐年代的「社交活動」

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你們在傾什麼？

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打機    打機

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失陪一陣

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法頓太太

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我已完成工作

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麻煩妳簽張單

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好

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法頓太太，妳在衣櫃？

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係

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我冇惡意，但妳在衣櫃做什麼？

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大部分時間喊

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小部分時間飲酒

235
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其實係兩樣一齊做

236
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我都成日係咁

237
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,006
但點解要匿入衣櫃？

238
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,217
我唔想明仔睇到

239
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,724
我入來了，法頓太太

240
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,143
我現在開門

241
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,440
妳冇事吧？

242
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,236
我攤在衣櫃地上用BB杯飲酒…

243
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,738
…我有事

244
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,574
對唔住，我收番條問題

245
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,039
天呀

246
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,085
想唔想傾心事？    唔想

247
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,420
想！

248
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,881
想

249
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,386
天呀

250
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:15,475
有不明敵軍向我們展開空襲

251
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,644
召緊急應變部隊

252
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,946
媽！唔好呀！

253
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,955
我們中學開始拍拖，天生一對

254
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,958
他在瀑布向我求婚

255
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,544
勁浪漫    犀利

256
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,172
但我在20分鐘前收到短訊…

257
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,300
…他要娶個19歲細路女

258
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,969
叫波斯貓，個名都衰過人

259
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267
我冇諗過人生會變成咁

260
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,769
完全明白

261
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,148
我和前妻本來計劃生BB

262
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,277
醫生真係好幫得手，我老婆成功大肚

263
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,529
可惜我當時唔在場

264
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,501
或者咁樣係好事

265
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,419
什麼意思？

266
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,881
妳嫁錯人，最慘的事已過去

267
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,176
對，你也娶錯人

268
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,765
我們之後會遇到真命天子

269
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,187
係

270
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,189
冇錯

271
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,200
你想錫我？

272
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,576
絕對唔係

273
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,036
天呀

274
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,705
對唔住，我以為大家有共鳴

275
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,791
係，維持了一秒

276
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,629
你好好人，但我們剛認識

277
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,339
請恕我坦白…

278
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,843
…我的新對象不會是210磅

279
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,804
…裝電視為生的男人

280
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,056
首先，我得208磅

281
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,852
我亦冇諗過妳咁睇唔起人

282
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,562
我睇唔起人？

283
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,063
聽住

284
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,606
我冇睇唔起人

285
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:13,820
如果我幾十億身家，大家坐在遊艇…

286
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,574
…在地中海飲香檳，我哄埋去錫妳

287
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,075
妳會唔會欣然接受？

288
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,913
等一等，大鼻妹

289
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,791
大人物！

290
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,793
可否馬上來白宮？

291
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,628
15分鐘後到

292
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:36,050
我好想留低聽妳狡辯唔會錫有錢佬…

293
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,260
…但我要走了

294
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,471
話妳知，我係接吻高手

295
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,806
所有宅男都係

296
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,017
因為識得珍惜

297
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,604
你連牙都冇刷

298
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,314
我有食的嗒糖

299
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,791
太遲，妳已錯過機會

300
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,085
我唔係跟住你

301
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,589
死淨把口，跟蹤狂，我們沒有可能

302
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:28,811
3.4秒就變成癲婆，刷新世界紀錄

303
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,411
喂，史兄

304
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748
有個癲婆跟住我，一定想暗殺總統

305
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,961
俾我就用警棍打她一鑊

306
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,679
請進，中校

307
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,106
你做乜跟住我？    攞命

308
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,609
他們竟然放你進來

309
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,819
係

310
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,031
法頓中校，請馬上去戰情室

311
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,994
我要去戰情室，你自己慢慢玩

312
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,580
班拿先生，總統在總統辦公室等你

313
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,876
原來有人地位高過妳

314
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,843
法迪，別讓些賤民進來

315
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,850
點呀？

316
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,144
大佬，你衫都唔換？

317
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,937
你叫我盡快

318
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,898
發生咩事？做乜兵荒馬亂？

319
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:58,234
關島的空軍基地遇襲

320
00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,402
誰做的？

321
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,195
不知道，我正想問你

322
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,281
你過來看看

323
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,449
我？

324
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,159
係，你過來

325
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,245
聽住

326
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,081
聽落熟口面嗎？

327
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,751
係，唔知邊度聽過呢？

328
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,211
可以定格嗎？    得，等等

329
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,422
放大

330
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,845
冇可能    你我想法一致

331
00:22:26,721 --> 00:22:30,058
上次廚師在我們的漢堡包加料？

332
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,394
大家在等你，總統先生

333
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:36,856
我要向國家安全委員會解釋，幫幫手

334
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:40,943
睇多次，睇睇有咩幫到手

335
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,945
得，可唔可以坐你張凳？

336
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,697
唔可以，這裡有錄影系統

337
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,450
得，我唔會坐

338
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,620
梗係要坐啦，傻的嗎

339
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:58,419
我們告訴傳媒是新型武器測試出意外

340
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,797
暫時冇大規模恐慌    好

341
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,091
要盡快解決此事

342
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,511
有別國研發出更先進的無人駕駛科技

343
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,472
一睇就知道是俄羅斯    冇可能

344
00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,100
係伊朗的馬騮戲，我肯定

345
00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:16,229
我有個想法，根據有關片段…

346
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:20,316
…初步分析顯示襲擊者是…

347
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,443
…大蜜蜂

348
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:24,779
什麼？

349
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,656
大蜜蜂

350
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:28,533
頂佢個肺

351
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,244
我們一於派兵打殘大蜜蜂

352
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:32,495
誰是大蜜蜂？

353
00:23:33,121 --> 00:23:37,041
係80年代，我阿爸那代人的電子遊戲

354
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,129
地球沒任何國家，有足夠軍事技術…

355
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,714
…能令整座大廈像素化

356
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,882
除了伊朗

357
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,845
不！我認為是高科技跨國組織

358
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,305
非政府智庫，甚至是私人企業

359
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:54,016
谷歌比伊朗更可疑

360
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,935
一於派兵炸爆谷歌

361
00:23:56,686 --> 00:24:00,356
阻止阿爺，唔好任佢亂來

362
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,778
他是誰？    送外賣？

363
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:10,700
他是我的舊式電子遊戲…

364
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,286
…技術顧問專員

365
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,038
森班拿，技術支援部

366
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,707
加州理工定麻省理工？

367
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,208
簡稱都係MIT

368
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,627
不過係密西西比理工

369
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,379
不是你們心想那間名校

370
00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,966
言歸正傳，班拿是小蜜蜂世界冠軍

371
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,427
對這遊戲瞭如指掌

372
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,638
你著住條短褲衝來要說什麼？

373
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,516
襲擊我們的大蜜蜂…

374
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,602
…現在已經絕版

375
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:41,647
唔係囉，俾幾蚊就可用電話下載

376
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,317
但唔同版本，傻仔

377
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:48,112
現有的大蜜蜂於1986年推出

378
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,740
但這是1982年的街機版

379
00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,575
所有街機被廠商回收…

380
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,453
…載入新程式，因為舊版有瑕疵

381
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,748
你看那些太空怪物的路線

382
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,249
呈Z字型

383
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,667
Z字型？講英文高級點？

384
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,253
有人根據30年前的電子遊戲…

385
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,673
…設計出現在沒有人認得的…

386
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,217
…這些太空怪物？

387
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:12,136
她坐小朋友檯，憑咩發咁多言？

388
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,431
抱歉，請問這是國家安全會議…

389
00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:16,933
…還是大學宿舍隊草聯歡會？

390
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,270
我國被不知名軍隊襲擊

391
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:25,650
若傳媒知道我們怪罪電子遊戲…

392
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:29,445
…唔單止瘀，
還會彈劾你，總統先生！

393
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:34,825
我建議著橙色短褲的人即刻走

394
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:38,788
著長褲又有官職的人…

395
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,916
…繼續留低討論

396
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:47,505
班拿，你走先，唔該曬

397
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:48,839
拜！

398
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,718
各位，唔好意思

399
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,137
總統先生

400
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,641
軍隊高層

401
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,309
西裝友

402
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:02,395
童星

403
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:04,689
甘道夫…

404
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,732
…竟然同哈里波特同場

405
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,067
犀利

406
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:11,654
阿爺，遲點去老人院探你

407
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:14,740
有人送外賣

408
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:16,909
呃到你

409
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:23,040
越過游擊手，到左中外野擊球

410
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,836
華盛頓連續兩局以一壘安打領先

411
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,964
大家都在談論他企壘位的姿勢

412
00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:33,968
策略奏效，他成功把球擊到無人地帶

413
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,762
擊中第一個投球，1比0

414
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:37,930
這一下擊球…

415
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,098
班拿！

416
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,522
你乜事呀，老友？

417
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,982
乜料呀？

418
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:50,359
等陣，唔好呀，班拿！

419
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,445
唔好呀，班拿！

420
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,989
停手！是我！我是洛路！

421
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:59,201
神童洛路林索？    對

422
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,453
你怎會在我的車上？

423
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:03,122
你去那女士的家時我就上了車

424
00:27:03,331 --> 00:27:04,457
講時講，她幾好樣

425
00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:05,374
咩話？

426
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,795
是什麼？    潤膚膏

427
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,714
俾我睇清楚

428
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,007
（哥羅芳）

429
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,216
哥羅芳？

430
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,676
係咩？

431
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,219
你想迷暈我？

432
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,388
係最後手段    痴孖筋！

433
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,058
我有件事要話你知
點解唔打俾我？

434
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:24,769
中情局監聽我的電話…

435
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,688
…因為我查出甘迺迪條片被改動過

436
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,565
事實是他開槍先！

437
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,401
洛路，真係你！

438
00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:37,198
老友，好耐冇見！    見番你真好

439
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:40,117
你點呀？大個仔唔同曬！

440
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:41,702
我知    仲好fit！

441
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,205
我食緊全蛋白質，但有加碳水化合物

442
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,915
好呀    唔係講笑，班拿

443
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,626
真係有東西要俾你睇

444
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,544
我夠膽話…

445
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,755
…件事會影響全球

446
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:56,008
（甘迺迪是複製人？    51區揭秘）

447
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,928
你是首個自願進來的人

448
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,930
估唔到

449
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,143
（柔道之王）

450
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,062
如果麗莎夫人是真人…

451
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,273
…應該已對你申請幾廿條禁制令

452
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,527
她若是真人，結局唔會係咁

453
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,445
為什麼我知道？

454
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,782
若她是真人，洛路林索作品

455
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:20,950
攞命

456
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,625
應該拎去青山書局賣

457
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,127
想要一本嗎？    不想

458
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,461
我仲有八本

459
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,256
為何帶我來？之前點解想迷暈我？

460
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,591
多謝你提我，得

461
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,093
跟我來

462
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:44,014
今日關島的軍事基地被大蜜蜂襲擊

463
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,182
你點會知？

464
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,643
我有個筆友住關島，叫包包

465
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,103
他嚇到要死…

466
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:52,314
…我潛入政府系統，想確定一切安好

467
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:54,775
點知真係勁大鑊

468
00:28:54,984 --> 00:28:59,488
洛路，有冇買減肥汽水俾我？

469
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,574
仲記得我婆婆嘛

470
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,493
事隔多年，仍然生猛

471
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:07,037
冇買呀，婆婆

472
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,998
我冇機會去買，因為…

473
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,916
發生咩事？我記起了

474
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,670
因為我要拯救地球！

475
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,213
仲問？

476
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,882
癲婆！

477
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:19,800
唔准喝我！

478
00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:24,388
我知有人覺得我開口埋口講陰謀

479
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,598
係

480
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,100
但係有時，班拿…

481
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,394
…陰謀真有其事

482
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:32,855
你最近成日玩太空侵略者？

483
00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,148
係，你又知？

484
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,150
你侵略緊我的私人空間，退後點

485
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,863
記唔記得細個
參加世界電子遊戲大賽？

486
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,490
梗係記得

487
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,618
記唔記得當日所有遊戲被錄下…

488
00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:48,746
…之後餅帶仲發射出太空…

489
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,207
…找尋外星生物？

490
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:55,294
我有理由相信，有外星人搵到餅帶…

491
00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:59,715
…製造出錄影帶內的遊戲角色…

492
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,300
…派來襲擊地球

493
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,052
我在4chan搵了足足一日…

494
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:05,888
…想搵外星人訊息證實我的推測

495
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,973
知唔知結果係點？    講

496
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,558
零發現

497
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,936
為了讓自己分心…

498
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:15,689
…我昨晚重看籃球小鎮的錄影帶

499
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,358
我不停狂煲

500
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,109
你沒裝有線電視是因為…

501
00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,238
政府透過機頂盒來監視我們

502
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:23,405
已經證實了

503
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,909
我明，
你驚被睇到著底褲為麗莎夫人起舞

504
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,578
那餅帶三個月前已燒毀
言歸正傳…

505
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,165
在煲劇途中…

506
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:37,378
…有奇怪現象打斷索女演出

507
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,588
你這個騎呢怪…

508
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:42,383
（美國總統）

509
00:30:44,677 --> 00:30:46,345
地球的居住者…

510
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:49,306
…我們來自維路拉星

511
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,309
這次以地球人的外型出現…

512
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,562
…是因為收到你們的包裹

513
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,814
…向我們發出敵意挑戰

514
00:30:57,106 --> 00:31:01,777
我們接受戰書，勝者為王

515
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:06,699
派出勇士與我們一決高下吧！

516
00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:08,742
勝利者統治輸家的星球

517
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,786
你們第一仗已慘敗

518
00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:13,205
我們拿了戰利品

519
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:16,000
媽媽，我沒有事

520
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,127
我愛妳

521
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,838
那不是真的麥當娜！

522
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,591
你們有三條命

523
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,050
現在只剩兩條

524
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:29,054
再輸兩次，你們的星球將毀於一旦

525
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,599
下一場仗於15小時後開始…

526
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:35,269
…座標在27°24'79"

527
00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:40,733
睇到半路已頭暈，
麥當娜想統治地球？

528
00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:44,653
傻豬外星人以為太空總署…

529
00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,739
…在1982年發出的打機影片…

530
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,282
…是在向他們宣戰

531
00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:53,203
係銀河系大戰，總統先生
不可思議

532
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,999
你細個幫過我部電視解碼睇咸台

533
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,500
叫番我花名朱兒就得

534
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,961
他們說三條命，是什麼意思？

535
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,756
講到重點，容我解釋

536
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:07,551
就好似以前打機，朱兒總統

537
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,554
一蚊，三條命

538
00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:13,849
這個比一蚊貴重，可以拎走嗎？

539
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,643
放番低    冇問題

540
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,811
我們輸了第一場，大蜜蜂

541
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,480
再輸兩場…

542
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,814
就玩完

543
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,316
現在假設…

544
00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:24,652
你唔洗旨意    冇問題

545
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:28,197
假設外星麥當娜說的數字是經緯…

546
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:31,492
…就能推算下一波襲擊將於今晚…

547
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,035
…在印度北部發生

548
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:35,871
請太空總署的人清除雜音…

549
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:39,083
…就能確認襲擊目標…

550
00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:42,044
…甚至得知他們會用什麼遊戲

551
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,546
我不能調動軍力…

552
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:48,509
…只因一條十足中學生拍的影片

553
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,512
你至少應該警告印度會有事發生

554
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,431
全國都覺得我係傻仔

555
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,226
班拿，我唔可以再冒險！

556
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:01,814
我們拍拖已經三年

557
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,482
是，差不多

558
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,402
這三年是我一生最好時光

559
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:09,822
…我們的愛情非比尋常

560
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:13,826
拉詹，我沒猜錯吧？

561
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,966
妳願意嫁給我嗎？

562
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:11,467
唔好擔心泰姬陵件事

563
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:14,636
世界得番六大奇景咪仲好

564
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,138
係我做錯

565
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,890
冇下次，收聲

566
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,475
早晨，總統先生

567
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:23,437
個電器仔來做什麼？還有這位…

568
00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:24,772
…朋友

569
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,815
妳好，我叫洛路林索

570
00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,026
我們見過，但妳唔會有印象…

571
00:34:29,193 --> 00:34:32,321
…我是在班拿車裡，從車窗偷望妳

572
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,699
妳好香，似創世紀咁清新脫俗

573
00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:39,119
林索先生同班拿先生答應…

574
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,330
…同大家分享電子遊戲專業知識

575
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:42,331
樂意之至

576
00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:43,457
請恕我直言…

577
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:47,044
…任未經保安批核的平民在此出入…

578
00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:51,465
全個內閣冇人夠他們了解現時的危機

579
00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:54,176
我唔想幫手，有人勁衰格

580
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:55,511
我有點想走

581
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,179
他走，我也走    夠了

582
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,932
她會一直串串貢？    夠了，請帶路

583
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:01,225
冇問題，總統先生

584
00:35:04,728 --> 00:35:06,772
調查可有進展，中校？

585
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,524
進展非常好

586
00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:11,735
已知襲擊我們的物體由能量組成

587
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:13,153
是智能能量

588
00:35:13,529 --> 00:35:16,115
早晨，中校    早晨，米高

589
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,202
米高係機械人！

590
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:23,705
我認為外星生物睇到錄影帶內容…

591
00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,375
…用光能照辦煮碗

592
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:29,378
再派出這些生物襲擊地球

593
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:34,091
所以子彈同導彈等固態物質
起不到作用

594
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,425
有東西能毀滅他們嗎？

595
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:36,760
或者有

596
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:41,223
在關島找到的方塊相當兇猛活躍

597
00:35:41,515 --> 00:35:42,933
嘩，睇下！

598
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:44,810
它發嬲

599
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:51,567
用高壓光子射他們就會冷靜下來

600
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:56,155
我也想見識姣婆導彈

601
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,407
這裡有嗎？    你真係聰明

602
00:35:58,574 --> 00:35:59,658
係咩？

603
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,452
難怪入到密西西比理工

604
00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:04,913
我好後悔入衣櫃搵妳

605
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,666
我自己喊自己飲不知幾開心

606
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,334
我好後悔哄埋去嘴妳

607
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:12,421
我錫遊艇個男人100啖都唔會錫你

608
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:21,930
我們繼續    好

609
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:28,353
海豹部隊現正學習使用新型武器

610
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,230
我們的專業是什麼？    打仗！

611
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,815
打仗目的是什麼？    贏！

612
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:33,483
何時該放棄？    永不放棄！

613
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,360
我們的專業是什麼？    打仗！

614
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:37,070
打仗目的是什麼？    贏！

615
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,281
何時該放棄？    永不放棄！

616
00:36:39,489 --> 00:36:44,244
請兩位專家顧問與海豹部隊講幾句

617
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:45,913
大鑊

618
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:46,788
各位…

619
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,833
…你們是國家出色的軍人…

620
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,963
…足跡遍佈世界所有荒僻角落…

621
00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:58,383
…為國家擊退所有敵人

622
00:36:58,675 --> 00:36:59,718
喂，點呀？

623
00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:01,011
班拿？

624
00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,263
我搵唔到褓姆

625
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,057
總統…

626
00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:09,728
…請來兩位平民打機專家…

627
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,813
…並要求我們聽取他們的建議…

628
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,025
…需聽120秒…

629
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:16,485
…現在…

630
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,695
我唔掂    你掂

631
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:19,821
…開始！

632
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:21,531
我唔掂，我想嘔！

633
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,243
我們先係專家，淡定點就得

634
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,535
大家好

635
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:29,164
謝謝薩德將軍熱烈歡迎我們

636
00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:32,417
很高興見到大家

637
00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:36,505
容我自我介紹，我叫森班拿…

638
00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:40,175
…這位人稱神童，真名是…

639
00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:42,511
打遍天下無敵手！

640
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:47,933
班拿，我覺得…

641
00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:51,853
…軍方根本冇派出最強精英！

642
00:37:51,979 --> 00:37:55,899
我只看到一班懵盛盛…

643
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,943
…著住成人紙尿片…

644
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:01,196
…冇鬼用又成日流馬尿的…

645
00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:03,865
…女人型偽男人！

646
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:05,701
你們成班算是什麼？

647
00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:09,663
真正的軍人定係脫衣舞男？

648
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:12,541
來打仗，定係除衫跳下舞？

649
00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,253
由現在開始…

650
00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:19,172
…你們這班廢柴…

651
00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:21,883
…女人型到唔識形容

652
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:22,926
人妖？

653
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,553
成班人妖！

654
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,681
以後你們驚到賴屎…

655
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,725
…就會諗起我今天的話

656
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:30,976
到時一褲都係！

657
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:32,602
你明我意思啦

658
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,148
明唔明？

659
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,817
我問你明唔明？

660
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,903
你真係好英偉！

661
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,948
靚仔到咁，造物主實在偉大！

662
00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:47,743
你明唔明呀？

663
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,494
洛路，你就快俾人揼

664
00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,496
我郁唔到

665
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:53,957
我幫你，來

666
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:56,126
抱歉，咪掂佢，坐低

667
00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,586
我表現如何？    完全唔掂

668
00:38:57,753 --> 00:38:58,837
坐低

669
00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,423
大家唔好意思

670
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,258
我知道狀況奇特

671
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:06,636
兩條蛋散對你們班勇士指指點點

672
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:10,057
但其實我們受訓多年

673
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:13,810
由細開始就鍛煉腦額前葉皮層…

674
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,147
…練習極度複雜的動作技能…

675
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:22,402
…再加上打機最重要的手眼協調

676
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:25,322
我在大學隊草聯歡會學唔少深字

677
00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:28,617
一直以來，打機在人生冇乜作為

678
00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:35,374
但現在這技巧有機會拯救地球

679
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:39,461
希望大家暫時忘記我們是平民蛋散…

680
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:43,173
…讓我們在有限時間教大家一點東西

681
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:46,468
或者我們能幫大家打勝仗

682
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:50,972
太空隕石殲滅戰只有一個目標

683
00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:55,394
就係打爆所有石頭同飛碟

684
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,563
不要被這些石頭打中

685
00:39:58,772 --> 00:40:01,400
我建議你們留在中間

686
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,819
見到鎚仔不一定要拎

687
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:06,571
拎住鎚仔就爬唔上梯

688
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,323
好，壯志凌雲咁款！

689
00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,159
不要只靠雷達

690
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,994
唔緊要…

691
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,205
你剛剛累死全地球

692
00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:17,833
藍泡泡不會追到你！

693
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:24,005
集中精神多取太空船

694
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:27,676
每1萬分會送多隻三角太空船

695
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,511
係好事

696
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:32,931
勁呀

697
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,100
他仍然是一級大師

698
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:39,521
就好似當年拍拖，只有我和妳

699
00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:40,856
和蛋糕

700
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:44,151
肥佬，不要落那麼多糖粉

701
00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:45,944
什麼？這樣就算多？

702
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,030
睇埋我落朱古力碎再講

703
00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:50,949
多點！正到暈！

704
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:51,825
好核突！

705
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,869
朱古力怪來了！

706
00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:58,039
總統先生

707
00:40:58,707 --> 00:40:59,708
係，珍妮花

708
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:03,044
快餐店代言阿婆向我們轉達外星訊息

709
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:04,129
她說什麼？

710
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:06,381
她首先問漢堡為何冇牛肉

711
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:09,426
之後說明天日落再開戰

712
00:41:09,551 --> 00:41:13,180
緯度51°30'29"，經度0°9'42"

713
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:14,306
是哪裡？

714
00:41:15,557 --> 00:41:18,351
（英國倫敦）

715
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,271
（海德公園）

716
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,580
快…！走…！

717
00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,467
清場！

718
00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:53,470
大家動作快點！走！

719
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,138
我叫你們走！

720
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,974
發生咩事？    讓我來，你好

721
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:01,353
我們美國海豹部隊獲英國政府授權…

722
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,605
…前來應付外星侵略行動…

723
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:07,943
…相信60分鐘後會在這地點發生

724
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,237
我們要拍啤酒廣告

725
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,698
明白，祝拍攝順利

726
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:17,327
咁算點呀？點解講大話？

727
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:20,205
只是不想製造恐慌

728
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,040
你…

729
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:26,586
…我不想再聽到你開口

730
00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:30,048
你條羚羊

731
00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,842
羚羊咩意思？

732
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:40,058
首相夫人，感激妳與我國合作

733
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,393
別客氣，威爾

734
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,020
我相信，英美聯手解困…

735
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,940
…自能將外星宵小之輩…

736
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:51,152
…悉數驅逐回其蠻夷之邦！

737
00:42:51,444 --> 00:42:52,445
同意，同意

738
00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:53,738
對！

739
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,034
完全不知道她說什麼

740
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,039
我很想掂一下

741
00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:07,836
小心處理光炮，我們沒有後備

742
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:10,547
這些激光槍真的有用，法頓？

743
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:12,257
我們冇辦法事先測試

744
00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,759
但根據電腦模擬情況，應該有效

745
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:18,513
「應該有效」？
妳這樣叫我的人冒險？

746
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,850
只有兩天時間，應付前所未有的敵人

747
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,561
請妳記住我的身份，小姐

748
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,773
不必上陣的人…

749
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:31,234
…請隨我到支援區

750
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:33,778
包括你兩個騎呢怪

751
00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:36,197
走！

752
00:43:37,866 --> 00:43:40,285
中校，不用擔心，武器一定有效

753
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:45,790
美軍遇襲，高柏總統如何應對？

754
00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:48,043
有人說他「零貢獻」

755
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:51,296
不，他總算整了個蛋糕

756
00:43:51,463 --> 00:43:53,256
（外星侵略）    我是朱古力怪！

757
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:54,549
（總統定大廚？）

758
00:43:54,633 --> 00:43:55,800
我的朱古力怪

759
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:59,721
尚，請暫停播放    謝謝

760
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,142
關掉它

761
00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,019
抱歉，威爾

762
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:10,065
我只想和太太好好獨處

763
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,524
我明白

764
00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:14,653
我丈夫說很少時間和我一起…

765
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,490
…於是我帶他去陶瓷工作室

766
00:44:18,657 --> 00:44:22,452
他造了一個「最性感首相」的杯給我

767
00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:25,914
或者他有獨特品味

768
00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,669
有何報告，法頓中校？

769
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:33,421
靜得不尋常，總統先生

770
00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:45,058
若是太空侵略者，我有件事要講…

771
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,060
請回去支援區！

772
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,270
記住他們的5-1隊型！

773
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,774
我們有需要自然會搵你

774
00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:54,401
同我死開

775
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,529
死宅男

776
00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:38,153
是大蜈蚣

777
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,703
大家！記住之前教你的東西！

778
00:45:46,828 --> 00:45:49,205
每隻大蜈蚣，先打頭再打尾

779
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:53,334
唔好打中間，會一分為二！

780
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,270
不！已說過不要讓他們一分為二

781
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,480
打頭！

782
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:15,732
那些磨菇阻住我！

783
00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,860
像打機時一樣，射埋磨菇！

784
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:26,201
他每次掂到磨菇就會改變方向！

785
00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:31,623
頂！要找出模式，預先準備！

786
00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,583
我不知道他的模式！

787
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,585
德夫軍士，12點方向！

788
00:46:50,725 --> 00:46:53,269
咁算係乜鬼啤酒廣告？

789
00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,855
我說是啤酒廣告…

790
00:46:56,064 --> 00:46:58,441
…就是啤酒廣告

791
00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:08,493
同我死回來！

792
00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:32,350
打鑊勁！

793
00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:34,227
我們拿高分，垃圾外星人！

794
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,895
你們選錯星球做對手！

795
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,856
天涯海角，落花流水！

796
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:40,441
妳在說什麼？    不知道！

797
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:47,282
洛路，拿光炮，出來幫我！

798
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,826
我？不，我太好味！

799
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:52,537
他們會把我當外星點心吞落肚！

800
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,291
第二關了！

801
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,459
只有我們能贏！

802
00:47:58,585 --> 00:48:00,378
來！你是神童！

803
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:03,506
你冇權用武器，班拿先生！

804
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,258
總統先生？

805
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,969
交俾宅男話事

806
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:09,971
請重覆，總統先生

807
00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:12,473
場仗交俾宅男話事！

808
00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:15,810
場仗交俾宅男話事！

809
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:18,855
班拿說得對

810
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:21,858
我是神童

811
00:48:41,294 --> 00:48:42,420
成世最爽今次！

812
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:46,633
勁開心，勁生猛！

813
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:14,786
可以放手了

814
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,547
你對付他，這個交俾我

815
00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:36,057
30年前的手下敗將，這次一樣會輸！

816
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:50,738
手臂！

817
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:52,615
現在向前

818
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:55,952
再往後

819
00:49:58,413 --> 00:49:59,956
玩得開心點！    喂！

820
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:07,588
過來！

821
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,174
你這麻煩友…

822
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:22,186
先生，你是誰？

823
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:25,857
我只是條淨係識打機的廢柴

824
00:50:26,274 --> 00:50:28,484
好彩

825
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,445
美國政府請飲酒！

826
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,534
他們隱瞞胡佛水壩下有古金字塔！

827
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,121
班拿，其實你份人幾好

828
00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:42,123
妳都唔錯，大鼻妹

829
00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:45,835
你打算拎住隻杯成晚唔飲？

830
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,504
隨便打退些敵軍，喝啤酒就夠

831
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:50,923
但我們成功擊敗外星侵略者…

832
00:50:51,090 --> 00:50:53,926
…應該要飲些烈酒

833
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:58,931
妳想同我鬥酒量？放馬過來

834
00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,059
你應該唔夠我鬥

835
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:03,728
我在西點軍校是烈酒紀錄保持者

836
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:08,107
我曾在快餐店連喝15杯奶昔，睇下點

837
00:51:08,483 --> 00:51:10,318
打機英雄在哪裡？

838
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,821
你小時候浪費的時間終於有回報

839
00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,865
冇錯    真係好

840
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,242
總統，可有榮幸為你倒杯啤酒？

841
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,496
危急存亡之秋，總統不能被看到喝酒

842
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:23,790
大家不准看！

843
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:25,833
對，望其他地方！

844
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:28,461
地球的居住者

845
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:32,173
恭喜，你們贏了一仗

846
00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:37,595
請接受我們的戰士為你方戰利品

847
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,606
下一仗不會這麼簡單

848
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:51,776
細節將透過這方式傳送給你

849
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:55,738
記住，我方仍以二比一領先

850
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,201
你們只要輸一場，地球就面臨末日

851
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,037
祝好運，優秀的星球自會取得勝利

852
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:06,707
大家聽到了

853
00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:08,209
回去繼續工作

854
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,169
你們要為下一戰作準備

855
00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:11,587
我們要打仗？

856
00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:13,381
現在變成全職了？

857
00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:16,217
我講過你應該有更大成就

858
00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:17,552
係

859
00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,220
現在就是好機會

860
00:52:19,428 --> 00:52:21,305
你是世上最強的

861
00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,515
但…

862
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,934
…不是全部遊戲

863
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,187
不！絕對不可以

864
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,439
他說得有道理，班拿

865
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:33,109
冇人知道那白痴仔的下落！

866
00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:40,158
愛迪柏特，結婚及離婚共四次…

867
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,744
…於1991及2004年兩度破產

868
00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:46,122
2005年，
他被控入侵手機公司的系統…

869
00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:48,666
…擅自在顧客的月結單…

870
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,251
…加入不知名收費

871
00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:54,338
賺了5千萬，最後被定罪，判監20年

872
00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:00,761
獄卒，放我出去

873
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:03,222
大蜈蚣殺手來了

874
00:53:03,431 --> 00:53:06,642
我怕他用太空槍打我

875
00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,060
你好嗎，愛迪？

876
00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,979
點呀，亞軍？

877
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:12,440
你的跟班也來了…

878
00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:13,858
…水桶先生

879
00:53:14,609 --> 00:53:18,571
支持率咁低，你個心實亂亂亂作一圈

880
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:21,365
愛迪，我們有事找你    我知道

881
00:53:21,574 --> 00:53:23,618
你們需要火爆

882
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:24,994
邊個係火爆？

883
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,788
係我個朵，靚女

884
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:30,791
係，你自己改的

885
00:53:30,917 --> 00:53:32,251
邊個改冇所謂

886
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,003
最緊要夠型！

887
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,171
係

888
00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:40,092
我真係冇辦法同班拿合作

889
00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,719
他唔係真正的打機好手

890
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,639
搵袋一蚊銀，揀個遊戲，我實贏你

891
00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:46,724
冇問題，我會揀個遊戲

892
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:51,520
我走了    來，不要這樣

893
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:52,813
坐低

894
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:55,650
只要你肯幫手…

895
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:59,320
…我會同裁判官傾減刑

896
00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,700
我唔接受    唔接受？

897
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:07,119
少少甜頭滿足唔到愛迪柏特

898
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:10,623
想火爆幫手，他有點要求

899
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,166
要求？

900
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,510
老花火爆出場

901
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:27,765
我要一個島

902
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:28,933
痴線

903
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:34,355
美國現時有18，617個已命名的島

904
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:37,775
仲有好多無名小島…

905
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:40,778
…例如即將命名的愛迪威夷

906
00:54:41,362 --> 00:54:42,697
我不會應承你

907
00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:46,534
我要全面赦免，永遠離開監獄

908
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:49,537
之後，我要一生一世…

909
00:54:49,704 --> 00:54:50,705
…唔交稅

910
00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,874
包括銷售稅，以後就算買排香口膠…

911
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,711
…我只要拎張卡，證明拯救過地球

912
00:54:56,877 --> 00:55:00,006
就不必交什麼無謂稅

913
00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:05,386
我要隱形直昇機，超級盃表演那種…

914
00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:07,346
…俾我隨傳隨到

915
00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:09,140
方便我四圍去

916
00:55:09,307 --> 00:55:12,601
如果地球冇事，我不想再捱塞車

917
00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,229
最後…

918
00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:18,899
…我要你安排浪漫約會…

919
00:55:19,025 --> 00:55:22,278
…莎蓮娜威廉絲同瑪花史超活…

920
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,780
…同我去林肯睡房

921
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:29,118
第一，唔會有直昇機或其他交通工具

922
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:34,206
第二，冇你份入息稅，政府亦可運作

923
00:55:34,373 --> 00:55:38,753
第三，如果你幫手擊退外星人…

924
00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:40,921
…我們可以放你出去

925
00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,592
莎蓮娜同瑪花之約又點？

926
00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:47,136
二揀一，安排你們飲杯咖啡

927
00:55:47,303 --> 00:55:49,055
莎蓮娜威廉絲，成交

928
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:53,934
喂？

929
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:56,771
收到

930
00:55:58,230 --> 00:55:59,982
今晚就要打

931
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:01,192
地點？

932
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:02,360
紐約市

933
00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:05,613
正呀喂！

934
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:28,094
紐約你好

935
00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,971
救星來了

936
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,063
多謝大家

937
00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:42,316
我們看到大家對付大蜈蚣

938
00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:44,068
希望今次一樣成功

939
00:56:44,193 --> 00:56:46,862
大家咁話，今次對手是誰？

940
00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:48,864
來

941
00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:51,700
新仔…

942
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,786
…同大家講你見到什麼

943
00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:56,539
好恐怖

944
00:56:56,705 --> 00:56:59,166
好似睇緊恐怖片

945
00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,334
但係今次…

946
00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:02,002
…怪物是真的

947
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:04,004
怪物是誰？

948
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:06,715
食鬼

949
00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,759
食鬼？我最拿手

950
00:57:08,968 --> 00:57:12,304
拿幾支光炮，炸到他死返外星

951
00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:14,890
不，光炮對付唔到食鬼

952
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:16,350
要靠小鬼至得

953
00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:18,811
那就去找些小鬼

954
00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,521
你需要小鬼？

955
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:22,565
她準備了小鬼

956
00:57:32,408 --> 00:57:35,411
我們利用方塊的能量場技術…

957
00:57:35,578 --> 00:57:39,331
…造了四個迷你發電機，車即是小鬼

958
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:42,835
我們叫它們做XM950攻擊裝備

959
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:47,047
我們叫小鬼就算，妳講的太複雜

960
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:49,467
點解有四架？邊個係第四個？

961
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:53,429
容我介紹岩谷徹教授

962
00:57:56,015 --> 00:57:57,641
食鬼之父

963
00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:14,200
你識講日文？

964
00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:15,659
唔識

965
00:58:16,869 --> 00:58:20,498
實在榮幸，多謝你為我們帶來歡樂

966
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:21,916
幸會

967
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:26,587
食鬼臣服於我，條女一樣

968
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,799
什麼是…

969
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:32,593
…「條女」？

970
00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,178
不用理他，他是監犯

971
00:58:39,725 --> 00:58:41,602
得唔得？    得

972
00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,939
假設像大蜈蚣一樣，跟足遊戲規則…

973
00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:48,943
…你們用能量場打中食鬼三次就贏

974
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,278
洛路說得對，妳好香

975
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,823
祝你好運    好

976
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:12,633
我會把食鬼的座標傳送到車上的GPS

977
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,218
找他，擊敗他

978
00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:17,638
加油

979
00:59:37,116 --> 00:59:39,034
食鬼是奸的？

980
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:45,916
食鬼不是壞人

981
00:59:46,584 --> 00:59:49,920
我創造他，為世人帶來歡樂

982
00:59:50,129 --> 00:59:51,338
他只是被外星人洗腦！

983
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:55,134
內心深處…

984
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:57,678
…他善良、溫柔…

985
00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:02,308
…願意陪你傾心事，食漢堡包

986
01:00:07,688 --> 01:00:08,981
你們一陣就知

987
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,487
岩谷教授，返上車！

988
01:00:15,613 --> 01:00:17,531
岩谷教授，你做什麼？

989
01:00:17,698 --> 01:00:20,034
和他傾下，他是我兒子！

990
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,535
唔好，制唔過

991
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,544
你好…

992
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,339
…我的乖仔

993
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:36,050
你長大了很多

994
01:00:36,717 --> 01:00:38,594
我為你自豪

995
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:41,388
他很乖，很善良

996
01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:45,309
你這些破壞行為…

997
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,061
…是錯的

998
01:00:48,896 --> 01:00:50,397
我是你爸爸

999
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:54,860
我知道…

1000
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:56,445
…你是個乖仔

1001
01:01:04,203 --> 01:01:05,245
不！

1002
01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:10,417
找人隊冧他！

1003
01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:16,799
勁變態的父子交流

1004
01:01:20,052 --> 01:01:21,387
上啦，輸家！

1005
01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,597
現在三對一

1006
01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:25,015
照計劃行事

1007
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:56,839
食鬼比我記憶中快

1008
01:01:57,381 --> 01:01:58,173
（閃令令）

1009
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,469
食鬼一向比小鬼快

1010
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,805
我們一定要追上去

1011
01:02:14,148 --> 01:02:17,484
孿毛神童，你同亞軍兵分兩路

1012
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:20,529
我跟住食鬼

1013
01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:26,535
愛迪，點解你可以咁快？

1014
01:02:26,702 --> 01:02:28,662
因為我係冠軍，長腿姐姐

1015
01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:35,419
不！

1016
01:02:37,004 --> 01:02:37,671
點呀？

1017
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:43,093
好！

1018
01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:50,142
做得好，愛迪

1019
01:02:52,311 --> 01:02:53,479
搞掂一隻

1020
01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:54,521
仲有兩隻！

1021
01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:04,364
二號食鬼於北行方向的四條街外出現

1022
01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:06,700
下個十字路口往東行

1023
01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:07,868
（打機救地球）

1024
01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:09,036
班拿，直去

1025
01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:10,329
收到

1026
01:03:10,496 --> 01:03:11,538
洛路，轉左

1027
01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:16,126
愛迪，下個十字路口轉左

1028
01:03:17,336 --> 01:03:18,337
捉到他了！

1029
01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:20,255
他無路可走！

1030
01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:28,096
頂，大鑊！

1031
01:03:28,263 --> 01:03:29,264
什麼大鑊？

1032
01:03:29,473 --> 01:03:30,724
他吃了大力丸

1033
01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:33,185
他有10秒時間可以吃掉我們

1034
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,940
為何揀我？

1035
01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:44,738
（粉紅仔）

1036
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,407
唔好食我，唔好食我，唔好食我

1037
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:48,992
求你唔好食我！

1038
01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:57,584
救我呀！

1039
01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,837
我唔想死，我仲係處男！

1040
01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:16,728
點解你這樣對我？

1041
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:20,607
你只係被洗腦！

1042
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,235
你係個乖仔！

1043
01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,571
洛路，出盡力跑！

1044
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:31,994
加油，愛迪！

1045
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:36,248
受我火爆一招啦

1046
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:41,003
搞乜？

1047
01:04:41,587 --> 01:04:43,839
為何他這麼快？

1048
01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:46,967
做得好，冠軍

1049
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,469
好彩放我出監，同意嗎亞軍？

1050
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,471
勁同意

1051
01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:54,266
爭一隻就可以慶功

1052
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:07,654
由我自生自滅

1053
01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:15,245
讓我表演帽子戲法

1054
01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:28,342
嘩！

1055
01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:30,302
班拿，靠你了

1056
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,013
外面還有三粒大力丸

1057
01:05:33,138 --> 01:05:34,640
小心點

1058
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:35,849
我一定得

1059
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:37,726
唔得…

1060
01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,728
…就世界末日

1061
01:05:39,895 --> 01:05:41,480
一定要得

1062
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,732
加油，班拿

1063
01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:52,199
班拿，他在引你去大力丸那裡

1064
01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:53,867
快點走

1065
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:02,626
一

1066
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,419
他做什麼？

1067
01:06:05,921 --> 01:06:06,755
二

1068
01:06:06,922 --> 01:06:10,175
頂，班拿，我仲想睇住個仔大

1069
01:06:10,342 --> 01:06:12,135
三，妳一定睇到個仔長大成人

1070
01:06:15,681 --> 01:06:16,390
四

1071
01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:17,224
班拿！

1072
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:19,309
走！他快吃掉你！

1073
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:22,062
五

1074
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:25,899
六

1075
01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:29,111
七

1076
01:06:31,238 --> 01:06:31,780
八

1077
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,408
九

1078
01:06:40,372 --> 01:06:40,998
十

1079
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:54,302
你成功了，班拿！做得好！

1080
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:06,940
他在那邊！

1081
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:34,384
火爆，我愛你！

1082
01:07:34,968 --> 01:07:35,802
喂！

1083
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:38,805
借過，我都係英雄之一，唔好意思

1084
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,140
喂！

1085
01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:41,433
喂

1086
01:07:42,017 --> 01:07:43,268
你們看

1087
01:07:44,186 --> 01:07:46,980
我找到新的戰利品

1088
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:52,778
是Q伯特

1089
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:55,072
係，我知！

1090
01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,157
可否隊冧他？

1091
01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,366
不！

1092
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,620
要了解他多點，套料

1093
01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:02,996
之後再隊冧他

1094
01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:07,417
只是講笑，用被蓋住他    拜

1095
01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:09,002
總統先生！    總統先生！

1096
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:10,670
是，海爾    總統先生

1097
01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:13,965
這次危機後，你的支持率升了三倍

1098
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:19,346
你認為迄今的樂觀展望是否吉兆？

1099
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:22,766
收聲啦，海爾

1100
01:08:22,891 --> 01:08:25,435
你在用些深字，想他出醜

1101
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,231
我們愛你，
總統先生，多謝你救了大家

1102
01:08:30,524 --> 01:08:32,442
不用多謝我

1103
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:36,029
是森班拿他們為大家帶來勝利的希望

1104
01:08:36,196 --> 01:08:38,323
知道你將為他們舉辦晚會

1105
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:41,868
下一波襲擊隨時發生，這樣恰當嗎？

1106
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,203
不用擔心

1107
01:08:43,328 --> 01:08:46,331
他們在西裝下會著住打機制服…

1108
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,583
…隨時候命

1109
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,210
海爾，話你知…

1110
01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:53,421
…有些深字我都識

1111
01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:57,843
上次去墨西哥就飲了幾杯「吉兆」

1112
01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,720
聽到啦，海爾！

1113
01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:03,807
得你咁衰！你！你！你！

1114
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:06,852
（華盛頓    總統簡報）

1115
01:09:10,856 --> 01:09:12,816
不知哪個結局較悲慘

1116
01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:15,110
是他們失敗…

1117
01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:18,113
…還是真的成功

1118
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,614
占，你說什麼？

1119
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:22,159
妳講少陣好不好？

1120
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,748
要增加射速

1121
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:31,960
你精密的頭腦已在計算，是不是？

1122
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,881
這個遊戲毫無章法可言

1123
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:39,134
沒固定模式嗎？他隨便出現襲擊

1124
01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:42,345
有固定模式，
你才打贏食鬼和大蜈蚣？

1125
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:43,763
你記得他們的行動路線？

1126
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:45,640
係，咁先贏到

1127
01:09:45,849 --> 01:09:48,852
數子彈，計速度，分析數字

1128
01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:50,187
咁有咩好玩？

1129
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,105
你是怎樣玩的？

1130
01:09:52,272 --> 01:09:55,275
當自己係主角，一定唔可以死

1131
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,904
很有趣，但這樣不會次次都贏

1132
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:01,281
可以按重設掣再試過

1133
01:10:01,573 --> 01:10:03,783
以前的遊戲沒這個掣

1134
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,120
我未見過這麼暴力的遊戲

1135
01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,788
會影響你心理健康

1136
01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:10,123
唔會，我冇事

1137
01:10:10,290 --> 01:10:12,542
不是話你，是這位小朋友

1138
01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:16,421
很多血！

1139
01:10:16,755 --> 01:10:19,132
做其他事開心下，好嗎？

1140
01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:21,009
吃芝士波    好

1141
01:10:22,302 --> 01:10:23,678
來，吸進去

1142
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:26,014
拎多幾粒

1143
01:10:28,016 --> 01:10:31,311
叻仔，犀利

1144
01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:35,023
要讓他做運動，帶他跳彈床好不好？

1145
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:37,484
跳彈床！跳彈床！跳彈床！

1146
01:10:37,651 --> 01:10:42,239
我們跳彈床，你去請我媽參加晚會

1147
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,699
可惜，我唔鍾意你阿媽

1148
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:46,534
呃鬼

1149
01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:48,328
你說得對，我鍾意她

1150
01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:49,955
來，食埋先

1151
01:10:50,622 --> 01:10:52,123
你越來越肥

1152
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:55,961
喂

1153
01:10:56,628 --> 01:10:57,629
喂

1154
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,173
其實…

1155
01:11:01,341 --> 01:11:02,342
其實？

1156
01:11:09,391 --> 01:11:10,475
對唔住！

1157
01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:12,978
再玩！再玩！再玩！再玩！

1158
01:11:13,812 --> 01:11:17,691
聽晚個晚會我點都要到一到

1159
01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:19,526
不知道妳去到之後…

1160
01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:23,321
…想不想和我一起做個伴？

1161
01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:25,699
就像約會？    都算係約會

1162
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,284
我要諗下先

1163
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:29,703
我份人大鼻，又有精神問題…

1164
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:32,080
妳講得冇錯…

1165
01:11:32,247 --> 01:11:34,791
…但一晚半晚，我可以忍妳

1166
01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:36,042
好

1167
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:37,210
真係？

1168
01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:52,726
三、四

1169
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:58,064
多謝，多謝    多謝

1170
01:11:58,231 --> 01:12:00,025
真心歡迎，感覺唔同曬

1171
01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:08,325
冷靜點，尊特拉華達

1172
01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:14,414
大家都愛戴你，尊重你，真好

1173
01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:21,629
莎蓮娜，
大家為多謝我拯救地球而慶祝

1174
01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,299
妳就有幸陪足我一晚

1175
01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:26,718
要香檳嗎？    唔該

1176
01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:29,387
他們答應會送個島給我

1177
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,848
我好想見阿森的新目標

1178
01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,642
冇特別，只是普通一個伴

1179
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:35,935
係至奇

1180
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:37,645
威爾，她靚嗎？

1181
01:12:38,605 --> 01:12:40,940
點為之靚先，妳就一定靚

1182
01:12:41,316 --> 01:12:43,068
靚爆鏡    多謝

1183
01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:47,447
根據傳統標準，她算是…

1184
01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:50,408
幫幫我    你講得幾好，繼續

1185
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:54,913
以一個軍人來說，她真的…

1186
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,748
妳是第一夫人…

1187
01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,333
她就10分滿分

1188
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:04,964
班拿

1189
01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:08,426
班拿

1190
01:13:09,469 --> 01:13:11,429
失陪一陣

1191
01:13:12,097 --> 01:13:14,474
明仔，一齊跳舞！

1192
01:13:19,938 --> 01:13:21,231
你著西裝幾好睇

1193
01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:24,442
我即刻愛上綠色

1194
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,986
我有個問題

1195
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:30,615
總統話我今晚當值，只可飲半支啤酒

1196
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:34,702
我知妳鍾意用BB杯…

1197
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,162
…但可否賞面一支兩份飲？

1198
01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:39,499
做什麼？

1199
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:42,168
你刷了牙    係！

1200
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,503
好，請帶路

1201
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:44,838
冇問題

1202
01:13:48,258 --> 01:13:52,011
歡迎進入真實人生

1203
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:56,474
眼前沒有回頭路

1204
01:13:56,808 --> 01:14:00,478
就算睡夢中

1205
01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:02,939
你也擺脫不了

1206
01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:06,734
努力表現得體

1207
01:14:07,569 --> 01:14:09,863
傾下波斯貓，她外型怎樣？

1208
01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,865
你在講笑吧？    我真係想知

1209
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:15,034
她是搶人老公的普拉提教練，超索

1210
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:16,202
全身勁柔軟

1211
01:14:17,412 --> 01:14:18,496
冇乜大不了

1212
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,665
絕對非同小可

1213
01:14:20,874 --> 01:14:22,542
她不是完美的吧？

1214
01:14:22,709 --> 01:14:24,586
搶人老公的女人…

1215
01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:26,963
…一定有地方唔妥

1216
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,298
講啦

1217
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,049
她額頭太闊？

1218
01:14:30,717 --> 01:14:31,468
不

1219
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:32,969
塊面有粒痣？    冇

1220
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,888
鼻哥窿唔對稱？    唔係！

1221
01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,640
她很完美

1222
01:14:37,974 --> 01:14:39,225
真的

1223
01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:43,229
好啦，其實她雙眼分得太開

1224
01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,107
有點似比目魚

1225
01:14:46,274 --> 01:14:48,318
終於諗到！非常好

1226
01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:52,030
今晚妳前夫望著她的眼睛，心想：

1227
01:14:52,197 --> 01:14:54,073
「我為何揀了這女人？」

1228
01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:56,451
「以前的她有全世界最靚的眼睛…」

1229
01:14:56,618 --> 01:15:00,580
「…現在我就望住條比目魚」

1230
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,415
你讚我對眼靚？

1231
01:15:02,582 --> 01:15:04,459
仲同時踩另一個女人

1232
01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:05,502
嘩

1233
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:08,129
呢一下真係好得

1234
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,589
多謝

1235
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,928
給我喝點，又話兩份？

1236
01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:17,472
嗬呀！

1237
01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:21,309
我們幾乎能統治世界

1238
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:25,438
可是一切終究會毀滅

1239
01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:30,527
人人都想統治世界

1240
01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:35,073
想統治世界

1241
01:15:35,323 --> 01:15:37,825
為何刻薄嚴苛？

1242
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:41,704
個個都話：

1243
01:15:41,913 --> 01:15:44,290
班拿乜乜乜，班拿物物物

1244
01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:48,294
不要搞錯，火爆先係隊長

1245
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,129
邊個係火爆？

1246
01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:53,299
係我！好，讓我單刀直入

1247
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,468
火爆坐了8年監

1248
01:15:55,635 --> 01:15:58,304
由2005年就冇掂過女人

1249
01:15:58,846 --> 01:15:59,973
妳即將有…

1250
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,308
…一世人最正的體驗

1251
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:05,144
你掂我一下，我都打到你穿牆

1252
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,105
我最鍾意就係咁

1253
01:16:09,983 --> 01:16:12,068
早知就揀瑪花史超活

1254
01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:16,072
至少她會整三文治我食

1255
01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,160
你之後有何打算？

1256
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:23,329
回去宅男電器工作？

1257
01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:24,622
嘩

1258
01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:26,624
係…

1259
01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:29,002
應該係…

1260
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:30,753
我仲可以做乜？

1261
01:16:31,004 --> 01:16:33,214
好似你咁有技術…

1262
01:16:33,381 --> 01:16:36,509
…應該去發明科技，不只是裝機

1263
01:16:36,843 --> 01:16:40,346
我都想事業有其他發展

1264
01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,348
我曾經有過機會…

1265
01:16:42,557 --> 01:16:44,434
…當時我係個打機的細路

1266
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,185
不過…

1267
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,521
…最終失敗了

1268
01:16:49,022 --> 01:16:52,025
我成日諗，贏了比賽人生可能不一樣

1269
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:55,194
之後我每次順風順水…

1270
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:58,906
…覺得有望成功…

1271
01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,744
…隻大猩猩都會搵個桶掉我

1272
01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:08,374
現在冇事

1273
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:10,543
唔好擔心，嗬呀

1274
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:12,420
嗬呀

1275
01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:17,258
各位先生女士，
我很榮幸為大家帶來…

1276
01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:21,137
…紐約某中學的學生…

1277
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:23,222
…給打機英雄的訊息

1278
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:28,728
紐約遇上麻煩

1279
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:30,855
食鬼隨處破壞

1280
01:17:31,064 --> 01:17:33,483
打機英雄拯救大家

1281
01:17:33,650 --> 01:17:35,568
因為他們勁到…

1282
01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:40,865
地球人…

1283
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,451
…你們在戰場犯規

1284
01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:45,161
犯規？

1285
01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:48,831
你們喪失資格，地球歸我們所有

1286
01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,459
12小時後…

1287
01:17:51,626 --> 01:17:54,087
…我們會摧毀地球

1288
01:17:55,088 --> 01:17:59,258
之後，我們會唱這首歌：

1289
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:02,261
她已消失

1290
01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:05,223
我只好接受現實…

1291
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,310
他們亂講什麼？

1292
01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:20,613
你去哪裡，火爆？

1293
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,073
喂，細路

1294
01:18:22,824 --> 01:18:25,284
我對莎蓮娜說我要透透氣

1295
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:27,078
識了她才半個鐘，她已經話：

1296
01:18:27,245 --> 01:18:29,622
「我係火爆太太乜乜乜」

1297
01:18:30,415 --> 01:18:33,626
你跌落河那晚，警察撈到這東西

1298
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,461
我本來想還給你…

1299
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:38,756
…但我見到鏡片裡寫了奇怪的東西

1300
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,510
是食鬼的作弊碼，用來加速

1301
01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:44,846
你出貓    咁又點？

1302
01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:48,641
我以前用作弊碼，戰無不勝

1303
01:18:48,766 --> 01:18:51,561
今次的大場面都一樣，很成功

1304
01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,730
你成世人靠出貓過關？

1305
01:18:54,522 --> 01:18:55,648
唔係

1306
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:57,859
10歲後先係

1307
01:18:58,151 --> 01:19:02,321
所以先贏到班拿，做世界冠軍

1308
01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:07,285
我靠副太陽眼鏡起家

1309
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:13,499
你做了什麼？

1310
01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:17,170
沒有，我們跟足規矩

1311
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,796
你錯了，平民！

1312
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,132
你浪費我們的機會！

1313
01:19:21,299 --> 01:19:22,550
整機佬

1314
01:19:22,717 --> 01:19:23,926
我發誓…

1315
01:19:24,135 --> 01:19:27,388
收聲，外星人講得好清楚，你輸了！

1316
01:19:27,555 --> 01:19:28,681
我睇過你的檔案

1317
01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,184
成世人一事無成

1318
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,187
班拿贏了兩場仗，多你兩場

1319
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:36,022
別駁嘴駁舌

1320
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:39,317
成件事妳也有份，浪費地球時間

1321
01:19:39,484 --> 01:19:42,153
或者妳根本是外星人的奸細

1322
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,529
你去死啦

1323
01:19:43,696 --> 01:19:44,405
妳走

1324
01:19:44,572 --> 01:19:48,201
夠了，我們努力嘗試，只是不奏效

1325
01:19:50,995 --> 01:19:52,288
什麼事？

1326
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:53,372
明仔！

1327
01:20:04,842 --> 01:20:06,552
明仔！

1328
01:20:13,226 --> 01:20:16,437
他們帶走明仔做戰利品，對不起

1329
01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:18,564
一定有辦法救他

1330
01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:19,732
愛迪呢？

1331
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,236
他已經匿埋，不會再出現

1332
01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:25,822
朱兒又不聽我電話

1333
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:28,407
蕙蘭被踢走，我們無人無物

1334
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:29,909
就像我的星球

1335
01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:33,746
沒有笑聲與歡樂，只有戰爭

1336
01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:35,039
等等

1337
01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:38,584
Q伯特是他們的人，知道所有秘密

1338
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:40,253
我們的星球本來很太平

1339
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,255
直至被你們恐嚇

1340
01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:45,925
我們沒有！那些只是遊戲機片段

1341
01:20:46,092 --> 01:20:47,760
他們不知道是遊戲

1342
01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:50,555
你可以講出真相，叫他們收手

1343
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,681
太遲了

1344
01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:55,226
母船正在製造百萬計戰士…

1345
01:20:55,393 --> 01:20:56,853
…要摧毀你們的星球

1346
01:20:57,353 --> 01:21:00,898
我們可以潛入母船，制止他們

1347
01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:02,692
順便去救明仔

1348
01:21:02,859 --> 01:21:04,777
妳想上太空船？

1349
01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:08,239
我冇信心，光炮已被沒收

1350
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:10,032
這樣做不明智

1351
01:21:10,241 --> 01:21:12,618
有些東西比光炮厲害

1352
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,871
就係一顆樂觀的心

1353
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:17,498
講笑

1354
01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:19,292
我們死硬

1355
01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,294
我…

1356
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:22,670
對唔住

1357
01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:03,628
真係要咁做？

1358
01:22:03,753 --> 01:22:06,297
不如另外搵個星球生活

1359
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:08,841
收聲，我們要上去

1360
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:11,427
唯一的入口在正下方

1361
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,346
是唯一入口

1362
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:30,196
打機英雄來了！不用怕！

1363
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:36,702
快點…！去！

1364
01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:37,870
留在我附近！

1365
01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:58,516
夾公仔我最在行

1366
01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:00,101
朱兒？

1367
01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:02,144
點解扮成咁？

1368
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:06,148
他們帶我去地底，我決定私自行動

1369
01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:11,904
好！

1370
01:23:12,947 --> 01:23:15,908
神童，你留低保護人類

1371
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,201
謝天謝地

1372
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,954
記住要長命百歲，笑口常開

1373
01:23:21,539 --> 01:23:22,581
夠了

1374
01:23:23,082 --> 01:23:24,208
不要

1375
01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:25,584
行開點

1376
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:28,087
多謝你同我做朋友

1377
01:23:28,629 --> 01:23:30,047
咪客氣，老友，我愛你

1378
01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:32,049
去打餐勁啦

1379
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:37,054
總統先生，請給我一支光炮

1380
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:46,230
啦啦啦啦啦啦    開心唱首歌

1381
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,607
啦啦啦啦啦啦

1382
01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,948
我殺了藍精靈，唔好揚出去

1383
01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:14,216
喂！

1384
01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:16,469
唔準傷害班細路！

1385
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,055
唔該？

1386
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:29,940
喂！

1387
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:56,008
我成個青春期…

1388
01:24:56,175 --> 01:24:58,177
…想盡辦法令妳變成真人…

1389
01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:00,721
…像電腦俏紅娘套戲那樣

1390
01:25:01,639 --> 01:25:03,557
每年生日許願…

1391
01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:05,976
…每次時鐘出現幸運數字11：11…

1392
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:09,522
…每當見到流星、許願池

1393
01:25:10,147 --> 01:25:11,732
我都祈求妳變成真人

1394
01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:19,115
好明顯係我一廂情願

1395
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:30,167
到達正下方，Q伯特，下一步點？

1396
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:36,465
真意外

1397
01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:38,134
原來你們來了

1398
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,094
叛徒Q伯特…

1399
01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:42,388
…和一班出術的朋友

1400
01:25:42,555 --> 01:25:44,890
想求我們俾多次機會？

1401
01:25:45,057 --> 01:25:48,394
你們好彩，大佬想見你們

1402
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:50,771
上來吧

1403
01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:55,693
打贏他，地球得救
我們的戰士也會消失

1404
01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:57,319
如果輸了…

1405
01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:09,748
一會兒見

1406
01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:26,348
妳充滿力量，一如我想像…

1407
01:26:32,021 --> 01:26:35,608
妳贏！我不會再反抗

1408
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:37,526
我知妳心中有愛…

1409
01:26:37,735 --> 01:26:41,030
…我可給妳快樂，但若妳要殺我…

1410
01:26:41,197 --> 01:26:43,741
…就即管來取我性命

1411
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:50,414
至少我找到真愛，死得眼閉

1412
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:27,701
莎蓮娜威廉絲連同我握手都不肯

1413
01:27:27,868 --> 01:27:29,245
真意外

1414
01:27:29,411 --> 01:27:31,288
冇諗過會再見到你

1415
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:35,501
我要證明，我不出術也可以贏

1416
01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:36,877
什麼，你出術？

1417
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:38,170
轉話題

1418
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,845
唔介紹女友給我識？

1419
01:27:47,721 --> 01:27:49,056
係未婚妻

1420
01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,239
Q伯特，這是什麼地方？

1421
01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:07,032
我唔知

1422
01:28:07,157 --> 01:28:08,867
但係我好驚

1423
01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:11,412
好極

1424
01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:20,963
係咩聲？

1425
01:28:30,389 --> 01:28:32,099
搞邊科？

1426
01:28:37,730 --> 01:28:39,523
猩猩王

1427
01:28:39,732 --> 01:28:41,734
你唯一的掂嘅遊戲

1428
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:42,901
係

1429
01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,404
媽，我在這裡！

1430
01:28:46,322 --> 01:28:47,740
明仔！

1431
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:48,949
媽！

1432
01:28:49,116 --> 01:28:50,784
我阿媽呢喂？

1433
01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:52,661
我們來救你，乖仔！

1434
01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:00,127
大鑊

1435
01:29:18,437 --> 01:29:19,772
太多敵人！

1436
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,023
這邊！

1437
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,778
得一個方法贏：跳！

1438
01:29:27,988 --> 01:29:29,114
爬梯！快點！

1439
01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:32,951
睇住！

1440
01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,307
Q伯特！小心！

1441
01:29:57,351 --> 01:29:59,186
Q伯特！

1442
01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:15,953
搞唔掂，冇路捉

1443
01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:19,039
就當你係遊戲主角，你唔想死

1444
01:30:21,041 --> 01:30:22,167
我唔想死！

1445
01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,586
我連愛迪柏特都打唔贏！

1446
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:28,590
他出術！所以在紐約咁犀利

1447
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,843
他用了作弊碼

1448
01:30:31,385 --> 01:30:34,263
你們細個比賽時也一樣

1449
01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,307
你明白咁代表咩啦？

1450
01:30:40,686 --> 01:30:43,605
我至係猩猩王世界冠軍

1451
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:46,525
猩猩王世界冠軍不必捉路

1452
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:47,776
重整旗鼓

1453
01:31:01,039 --> 01:31:02,332
咪郁，朱兒！

1454
01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:10,048
班拿！

1455
01:31:17,055 --> 01:31:19,224
媽，Q伯特未死！

1456
01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:22,144
救我！救我！

1457
01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:24,480
他應該死了，明仔

1458
01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:25,314
媽！

1459
01:31:26,315 --> 01:31:28,066
求你們

1460
01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:29,485
好啦

1461
01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:31,069
什麼？唔好！

1462
01:31:31,236 --> 01:31:32,237
唔好啊！

1463
01:31:38,744 --> 01:31:40,537
蕙蘭，快走！

1464
01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:47,836
小心！

1465
01:31:58,180 --> 01:31:59,181
我們被困！

1466
01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:05,437
班拿！

1467
01:32:16,949 --> 01:32:18,700
來，揸住我碌大鎚

1468
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,163
你說得很爽吧？

1469
01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:24,540
的確係

1470
01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:30,796
班拿！求求你快手點！

1471
01:32:39,429 --> 01:32:42,391
這機會，我由1982年等到現在

1472
01:32:54,987 --> 01:32:56,196
好！

1473
01:32:56,363 --> 01:32:57,906
好！

1474
01:32:58,115 --> 01:33:00,993
太好了，太好了

1475
01:33:12,671 --> 01:33:14,673
明仔！嚇死我！

1476
01:33:16,008 --> 01:33:18,010
冇事吧？    冇事

1477
01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:20,178
妳頭先好犀利！

1478
01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:23,348
你是我第二喜歡的總統，
奧巴馬仲係第一

1479
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:24,516
冇問題

1480
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:36,028
我們贏了！

1481
01:33:36,862 --> 01:33:38,238
不用交稅！

1482
01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:41,283
成功了，bb！

1483
01:33:41,700 --> 01:33:43,035
我們成功了

1484
01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:44,286
唔好

1485
01:33:44,828 --> 01:33:46,580
唔好啊！

1486
01:33:46,872 --> 01:33:49,666
麗莎夫人！

1487
01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:52,044
不！

1488
01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:10,896
愛迪，冇諗過再見到你

1489
01:34:11,104 --> 01:34:14,650
對唔住，我細個時出術…

1490
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:17,110
…今次又再出術

1491
01:34:17,277 --> 01:34:18,904
我不用因此再坐監吧？

1492
01:34:19,071 --> 01:34:22,199
不用，但你要承認班拿係全球最強

1493
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:24,284
冇可能

1494
01:34:24,451 --> 01:34:25,535
坐監

1495
01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:30,415
班拿…

1496
01:34:33,251 --> 01:34:34,795
…你是全地球…

1497
01:34:36,213 --> 01:34:37,506
…最勁的…

1498
01:34:38,674 --> 01:34:41,093
…猩猩王機霸

1499
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,095
冇錯，我的確係

1500
01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:44,930
洛路，發生咩事？

1501
01:34:45,597 --> 01:34:47,808
我終於等到一生中最愛…

1502
01:34:48,517 --> 01:34:50,519
…但現在又得番自己一個

1503
01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:53,480
麗莎夫人出現過

1504
01:34:53,647 --> 01:34:58,568
你們拯救世界，他的世界就面臨末日

1505
01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:00,779
真慘

1506
01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:04,449
他可以留下？你為何冇消失？

1507
01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:06,159
對唔住

1508
01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,703
Q伯特是戰利品

1509
01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:09,621
應該因此獲保留

1510
01:35:10,247 --> 01:35:11,248
係

1511
01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:24,344
Q伯特，什麼事？

1512
01:35:40,152 --> 01:35:43,488
冇人覺得奇怪嗎？她本來係Q伯特

1513
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,490
總統先生！    係，雲妮

1514
01:35:45,615 --> 01:35:47,701
總統先生，我們是否已脫險？

1515
01:35:47,868 --> 01:35:50,328
對，我也有好消息宣佈…

1516
01:35:50,495 --> 01:35:53,915
…我已與外星侵略者達成和平協議

1517
01:35:56,334 --> 01:35:59,337
地球今天的和平…

1518
01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:01,631
…全靠幾位打機英雄…

1519
01:36:02,007 --> 01:36:05,927
…他們挺身而出，拯救全人類

1520
01:36:06,887 --> 01:36:08,180
愛迪柏特…

1521
01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:10,015
…洛路林索…

1522
01:36:10,182 --> 01:36:11,516
…森班拿…

1523
01:36:11,683 --> 01:36:14,102
…及蕙蘭法頓中校…

1524
01:36:14,561 --> 01:36:16,104
…全是美國的英雄

1525
01:36:16,772 --> 01:36:18,190
世界的英雄

1526
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:24,196
「世界英雄」？你終於擺脫宅男身份

1527
01:36:24,362 --> 01:36:26,031
妳會寧願我一世做宅男

1528
01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:28,200
何出此言？

1529
01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:31,411
我講過，宅男係接吻高手

1530
01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:34,039
要試過先知

1531
01:36:47,761 --> 01:36:51,223
（英雄，在林肯睡房見）

1532
01:37:32,430 --> 01:37:36,935
《屈機起格命》

1533
01:37:38,395 --> 01:37:40,438
（遊戲結束）

1534
01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:46,695
（一年後）

1535
01:37:48,864 --> 01:37:51,658
細路，爸爸返來了

1536
01:37:51,825 --> 01:37:54,077
爸爸！    爸爸！爸爸！

1537
01:37:54,286 --> 01:37:56,204
爸！爸！    爸爸！爸爸！

1538
01:37:56,413 --> 01:37:58,415
爸爸！爸爸！

1539
01:38:20,312 --> 01:38:21,730
（死人頭！）

1540
01:38:32,490 --> 01:38:35,118
（1982世界電子遊戲大賽）

1541
01:39:30,507 --> 01:39:32,217
（稅）

1542
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:25,562
（油）

1543
01:40:54,591 --> 01:40:55,216
（喂，英雄…）